this is fact, not fiction

"if they want to regulate my vagina, they can suck it!" -ashley

so, i think i'm going to take this in a new direction. instead of quotes that my friends say, i'm going to focus on what we say during our aim conversations because they tend to be more funny anyway.

Sketch8604: i need to shower
Thugatoria31: ok
Thugatoria31: that's a great post
Sketch8604: i loved your face afterwards
Sketch8604: i hope i didn't hurt you with my wild thrusting movements
Thugatoria31: lol
Sketch8604: but you are now pregnant
Thugatoria31: =(
Sketch8604: don't worry
Sketch8604: it will be a beautiful child
Thugatoria31 is away at 12:43:50 AM.

"seriously, how do you choreograph that? 'just get down on your knees and pump it like you're giving it to her real good!'" -victoria

"he's like a little brother to me!" -matt
"dude, what if i'm older than you? when's your birthday?"
"march." -matt
"january. but you are taller than me!"

"they're the epitome of pornography." -victoria
"they're wearing clothes."

so, tonight was one of those nights that makes me happy to have the friends that i do, but at the same time it's sad to see them leave when they go back to school.

i noticed how much my best friend, joel, has matured so much in just a few months and makes me so proud to see him the way that he is now. because i know where he's come from and i know that he has endless possibilities out there for him.

i also had a wonderful dinner with sarah that was thoroughly enjoyable. and just little talks about relationships and all that fun stuff that just make me glad that she's my friend.

i seriously don't know what i would do without these people in my life. they have brought so much enrichment to me as a person that i would probably not be the person i am today without them. and that is awesome.

now i'm done being sentimental and corny...

i'm glad that the semester is going to be starting back up again. mainly because then that means that i won't be stuck at work all day. plus, fishladder stuff is really going to get underway and that should be an interesting experience. also, STAGE is going to be putting on its full length and i'm still working on my piece(s)...so, we'll see how that goes. i actually might have a little more time this semester to actually do the show and all that (which was something that i was afraid of earlier this past semester).

i need to start writing again/more...

"are you ADD as hell right now?" -mike
"yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah..." -kendra

"you're going to a frat party? watch out for the ruficollada! it's like asking for a nice big glass of date rape..."

"old man vagina!" -katie

"how do you know that?" -allison
"i have class."

"i am far from white trash."

"i'm being attacked by your giant vulva!" -katie